Random Hotness - Paul Wall

yo' so crazy, i think i wanna have yo' baby.

yeah you work that peanut t-shirt baby coz you know that i could totally be your snoopy you big chunk of lovemachine you.

Random Hotness - Orlando Bloom

everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you..

Who da thunk it. Orlando Bloom. Lookin fine even if the beard is fake. So long twinky, welcome hunky.

Sometimes I Wonder - Kiss Me Blind

Is a kiss just a kiss in casablanca?

i still remember when i was younger, i used to think that when i kiss someone i can tell from the intensity i feel whether that will end up anywhere or not. after years of practice, ive concluded that sometimes a good kisser is just a good kisser. it doesnt really mean anything major. but a great kiss when youre in love though does indeed feel tonnes greater. have it anyway.

everybody has a potential to be a fantastic kisser if only someone can tell them what is kissing all about. i mean there is no real technique really, but some guys i know have it all wrong. they just want to kiss because they think its what they should do. kiss first. then sex. like in order to eat spaghetti, you must have fork. kissing is no fork babe.

kissing is a great act in itself. i might over romanticize the whole act, because im a hopeless romantic nutbag (so sue me), but you must know why you kiss. and what youre doing. what you want out of it. a great kiss will open many doors. a great kiss can lead to spaghetti, you know?


when i was 14 i had a kissing buddy. he wants to do nothing else but kiss which suits me fine. we were using eachother for practice. he has a girlfriend to impress and yes, i do know her, and no, she didnt know about us. he will come over to my house just to do some kissing, and i kid you not, there is absolutely no hanky panky between us. just hours and hours of kissing. in my case, i was practising for THE DAY (im 14 remember?). the day when i will fall in love and thus have my first romantic kiss. i want to totally blow, pardon the pun, him away so that it will be forever, ever after. like you see in the movies. "just one kiss was all it took", kind of thing. that was the impact that i was going for. so this practice buddy of mine, he was just amazing in that department, and i have to say we really learned a lot from eachother. just to complete the picture, i just had to have a little crush on him because of it. how could i not? it wasnt real but sure, it felt fantastic. he was like my first fake designer something. but you know how it is, straight boys are not for keeps.

when you kiss me, use your lips to caress my lips. use it as you would your hand when you caress the tinkle of my spine. run your fingers through my hair. i would go crazy. sometimes open your eyes to know how i feel. when i kiss you back let me taste you like i would a new exotic fruit. i want to know how soft is the insides of your mouth, the mouth from which your words come out from. how succulent is your lips. then kiss me back like a hungry child for i will be feed you with love
then you grew up. things happen. me armed with hours of practice, plunged into the world head first looking for that perfect closing scene movie kiss. obviously a wrong move but that's how you discover the truth. thats how you actually grow up. ive made mistakes of kissing myself into relationships that i shouldnt have entered. i dont really regret any of them now, didnt they say make your mistakes but never forget your lessons, no? ive just learned to admit that im a sucker for a great kiss period - for moments when the kiss is so mind blowing that, you know, you get completely lost. and time stops moving and you forget about the dreariness of life. you forget work and bills and that lovehandles you cant shed. you are in your own little universe. its almost like falling in love.

yeah. im one of those.


up to a point where sometimes i feel guilty kissing someone i dont really feel for like lessay a newly initiated fuck buddy. i used to hate having one because i dont see the point of casual fucking just to fulfill your needs. im a romantic remember? but these days, its hard to avoid having one. i used to ask myself whats the point of really kissing someone that wont lead to anywhere? there is a reason why he is just a buddy isnt it? remember that fuck buddy episode in SITC? coz we probably werent that compatible with eachother but the sex is hot. he has his issues, and you have yours. when you were younger you might try it out, but when youre older, you just accepted the fact that you guys are just good for eachother for just that. take all that and the fact that im a neurotic and a selfish kisser who aims for a big movie kiss (maybe thats orgasmic for me), sometimes i ended up hurting people with it. and i hate doing that. i mean i know what being hurt is like. but sometimes i get too caught up with what i want, i forget.


sometimes you get lucky and the feeling is mutual and you get that really intense kiss and i will be love blind and trapped in my time zone for a few weeks. hoping for the best. most of the time, it all goes back to square one. its a pattern isnt it? however i cant deny my love for it. im a bit more restrained and careful now but sometimes i just indulge myself. like i give myself candy treats. i know its bad for me coz i will keep on falling in love with all the wrong boys over and over again or some unlucky and unknowing boys will fall in love with me and get their heart broken. but then hey, life goes on. better kissed and heartbroken than nothing at all. who knows something might click and i will have my big movie ending. no wonder im still single.

oh yeah. there is hope for bad kissers yet. i wont teach you how but do know that you can be cured. dont copy the look, but experience it with curiosity.